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All Russians - listen up.

You’ve been trying to spam me for the last few months and I’ve thwarted all of your efforts.  In doing so, you’ve inconvienced me by making me sign up to my site and actually do work on it.  As a result, I will now punish all of your precious country.

Effective immediately, anyone trying to comment on my blog that has even a remotely sounding Russian name or talks about anything Russian will be banned  and not allowed to comment on my wonderful blog ever again.  I will also report you to Al Gore and he will make sure that you never work on the internet ever again.*

*That’s right.  I’m so flustered over this that I’m making Al-Gore-invented-the-internet jokes.

It has come to my attention that my website is broken when viewed using Internet Explorer.  The only way to fix this is to throw away your Windows-based computer and get a Mac.

Sorry.

UPDATE: I’ve just been informed that you can also install the Firefox browser.  Sorry to those who have already thrown out their PCs.

Can you believe it’s already April Fools’ Day? It’s gone by pretty fast. April 1st has just smacked me in the back of the head!

In the beginning of the year, I promised myself that if I didn’t have 100 new blogs written by April 1st - April Fools’ Day - that I would shut down this blog. Well, I’m very sad to say that I didn’t accomplish that goal and so with that, this will be my last post ever. You can mark April 1st, 2008 (All Fools’ Day) as the last time you will ever hear from me again.

Just kidding! April Fools! I totally got you with this one!!

To all my friends that I have so deceived, I wish to apologize to you.  I was wrong.  The lead singer of Private (Thomas Troelsen) is not Jesper “Junior” Mortensen of Junior Senior.  Although they were label mates (on Crunchy Frog Records, when Troelsen was in the band Superheroes), they are not the same person, nor are they from the same zygote.  Troelsen, has, however, produced music for Junior Senior, specifically the song Move Your Feet.

Come on, though…  You gotta admit.  They do sound a like…

…and there’s nothing funny about it!

At least for resume purposes. I hope to try and keep it updated with whatever I might be doing creatively. In the meantime, check out my Resume on the right to see what I’ve been involved with, what I’m currently involved with and what I may or may not be involved with in the future.

It’s not up yet, but soon enough, I, Nathan Smart, will become the Ironic Gamer.

Catchy, huh?

We got slashdotted..

http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/12/15/1452211&from=rss

cool.

GameSetWatch

Again!

I’ve decided I’m going to start doing a podcast based on the JPOP dating lists that I receive in the mail. It’s random as to when I get the email so I’ll just update it based on that.

It’s basically a podcast where I read the descriptions of each girl in a voice I deem appropriate for their look. That just means that it’ll be my voice, exactly the same as it usually is with just different inflections.

Here is the link to the podcast. Enjoy! - I’ll also post it on this page too.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/jpopfriends