Did you also know that Halloween started as a prank on a well-known christian at the time? Yeah, all of the satanists got together and made a prank phone call to this well-known christian and asked if he would go on a date with them. He said yes, knowing full well that the date was with all of the satanists at the time. He was lonely and decided to do it anyway and besides, he thought, he could really witness to these satanists. So, he goes on a date with all of the satanists and surprisingly the date goes well. Months go by and the relationship between the well-known christian and all of the satanists gets pretty heavy and all of the satanists ask the well-known christian to the prom. The well-known christian, of course, accepts and they agree that all of the satanists will pick up the well-known christian in a limo at 8:00 that night. Well, the well-known christian gets all ready and is at the door with his corsage(sp?) and when all of the satanists show up in the limo they open up the top, jump out and pelt the well-known christian with eggs. Needless to say the well-known christian is devastated and decides never to go out with all of the satanists again. All of the satanists catch wind of the well-known christian’s intent to never go out with them again and they realized that they have been once again, bested by the well-known christian. All of the satanists call the well-known christian up and beg forgiveness. He forgives all of the satanists and everything is smoothed over.. except this time the well-known christian is going to be doing the egg-pelting. The well-known christian sets up a date with all of the satanists and they agree to meet the well-known christian at a local sports bar. The well-known christian shows up with eggs and all of the satanists get their very much earned egg-pelting.
And that’s why it’s okay to celebrate Halloween after all. Halloween was actually a pure, christian-celebrated holiday and all of the satanists have just perverted it to cover up what it truly means.
And so I say to you, good christian, stand up to these impure satanists and celebrate Halloween the way it was meant to be celebrated: Go egg-pelt some satanists for Christ!*
*and also in the name of the well-known christian