Archive for February, 2008

Mashups: Yah Mo Be Alright (James Ingram & Michael McDonald/Thicke)

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Michael “Thicke” Ingram

Yah had my dreams woken
Man Yah almost got some
Yah had my car stolen
Now my radios gone
Yah had this fine woman
Yah couldn’t get none
It seems like the world is up against me
For something Yah’ve done
Yah still got my mind, still got my music baby
Yah mo be alright [x2]
All of my bills are pilin’ cause Yah spent what Yah owe
Yah wasn’t invited to any parties, so Yah’m throwing my own
Can’t get a job cause Yah ain’t been lookin for one

Yah mo be alright
Yah mo keep on dancin
Yah mo get the champange all to myself
Yah mo be alright
Yah mo keep it movin
Yah mo give this love all over the world
And on and on

Here she comes hawkin
She’s tire as all hell
She’s lookin at me for somethin
The sheeba can’t tell
Yah’m on my mind
Yah sit at my radio all day baby
Yah mo be alright

Fun fact: (from Wikipedia) According to the liner notes on Michael McDonald’s greatest hits, the original title and chorus was “Yahweh Be There,” but they felt that the explicitly religious theme would affect its hit potential so they changed it to “Yah Mo” and let the listeners interpret the meaning for themselves.

*I am fully aware that the above picture is the worst Photoshop job ever.

CORRECTION: The lead singer for Private is not the straight one from Junior Senior

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

To all my friends that I have so deceived, I wish to apologize to you.  I was wrong.  The lead singer of Private (Thomas Troelsen) is not Jesper “Junior” Mortensen of Junior Senior.  Although they were label mates (on Crunchy Frog Records, when Troelsen was in the band Superheroes), they are not the same person, nor are they from the same zygote.  Troelsen, has, however, produced music for Junior Senior, specifically the song Move Your Feet.

Come on, though…  You gotta admit.  They do sound a like…

Video: Hillary in ‘08!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

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Happy Birthday Hillary!

Uninformed Opinion: Kentucky Fried Cruelty

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

KFC Overboard

I don’t exactly know how I feel about this.

I like the food at KFC. It tastes good, what can I say? I don’t, however, like how the chickens are treated by the places where KFC gets their food (well, if we are to believe PETA 100%, and they are known to be extremists, for sure). I’m not a fan of corporate abuse either. I think it’s disgusting. As far as I’m concerned, the more money you make, the more important things like animal rights become. You have the money to figure it out, so please do instead of acting innocent and dumb. It’s something I’m currently struggling with (my love of fast food/suburban culture vs. my hatred of its abuse and ultimate goals) and at the least, I’m trying to strike a balance.

But on to the uninformed opinion…

I like undercover investigations and secret documents and grainy videos and celebrities sticking up for causes and blah, blah, blah. I love all that stuff because I think it helps to tip the scale a bit and things are changed because of it. I’m all for this website’s purpose - well, part of it (the part where they get KFC to change how they get their chicken - I’m no vegetarian). I’m kind of concerned how they portray the Colonel though.

I get that it’s a logo, but it’s not just a logo. It’s a cartoon version of a real guy. So when you lampoon the KFC logo, you are actually lampooning Colonel Harland Sanders. On the Kentucky Fried Cruelty site, they have the Colonel with devil horns and as a spider monster. I don’t think the guy was a saint, but let’s be fair to the man.

He sold the franchise in 1964 but continued to let them use his likeness until he died in 1980 (although, he sued them in 1971 for what he thought was misuse). PETA started campaigning in 2001. I’m sure abuses were going on a long time ago, but where did KFC get their chicken from in pre-1964? I couldn’t find any information on poultry farms back then (that I didn’t have to pay for) so I can’t be sure how Col. Sanders went about getting his meat.

Maybe I’m overreacting. I don’t know. I just think we should be more careful with this type of campaign. Imagine if they showed the actual Ray Kroc (of McDonald’s) with a Hitler stache or something. The public would be all over that. Ronald McDonald’s an OK target because he’s fictional and not a likeness.

But, I get that Col. Sanders is the mascot for KFC and it would be hard not to use him in a campaign. I just feel bad for the guy. I mean, just look at him:

The Colonel

What a cutie!

PS. I had no idea the Colonel was an Italian mobster!

My Wife… is Afraid of Escalators

Monday, February 18th, 2008

It’s true! She can’t get on one without waiting for the precise moment to board like she’s Nicolas Cage jumping through the air vents in The Rock.*

Me? I’m a pro when it comes to escalators. I can go up, down, backwards - you name the direction, I’ll head towards it. In fact, since having been with Meridith, I’ve become even more confident on escalators than I’ve ever been. When we board, I find myself walking backwards as we’re going down just so that I can keep up with her while she’s waiting to board. And when we’re going up? Forget about it. I’m getting on in mid-step and letting my heels hang over the edge of the step like I’m Greg Louganis about to perform an inward 1-1/2 tuck dive.

One thing that worries me though is that now that I’m so comfortable with escalators, I often find myself sort-of dancing my way up and down the moving stairs while I’m at work - almost with a cocky swagger, like I’m Fred Astaire or something. This is fine, of course, because it is definitely something one can brag about, but I think the problem is that no one at my work properly cares about or is impressed with my ability. Of course, I couldn’t be bothered to notice because I’m doing it almost on impulse. It’s not something I’m trying to do.

I started into it while going down the escalator in the lobby today but I caught myself and realized what I was doing. Very embarrassing.

All I can do, I guess, is hope that the Olympics committee one day sees the athleticism that they’ve long ignored in break dancing, video game playing and escalator traversing, and I can get out of this dead-end job and onto a Nike endorsement.**

*that was him right?
**I should point out that I only do two of those things mentioned well

Happy Valentine’s Day…

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

…and there’s nothing funny about it!

More Indie Adult-Contemporary please!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Today I accidentally saw the word “challengers” and just had to listen to that New Pornographers track:

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My friend Beth was talking about it last night at bible group and about how much she liked it.

“I like it so much, I don’t even want to listen to it.”

I honestly can’t figure out what she means by that but there’s something to it. I know what feeling she’s getting. It’s that feeling that you can’t describe and since you can’t, you don’t even want to have to bother with it. Or, maybe you’d rather the feeling be something tangible that you can hold and squeeze like a cute puppy as opposed to something that can’t ever be fully scratched.*

There are songs I listen to like that where it just gets in your soul and turns you into a wax sculpture. You completely lose focus on whatever you are doing, including listening to the song and that empty, yet completely fulfilling feeling just floats in the exact middle of your chest. You know, that exact moment where someone starts to give you a shoulder rub and you lose all sense of awareness.

After listening to that track, I decided to make a playlist of songs that give me that similar feeling from The New Pornographers. I’ve done this a thousand times before (I don’t know why I don’t just save the playlist) and every time I do it, I always end up adding Sufjan songs as well. Sufjan is my go-to guy for midsection feelings.

This made me think about what to call the list since I can’t verbally describe the “style” of music I’m looking for. I want to figure it out so I can quickly add more artists whenever I decide to remake this playlist. And now that I think about it, I can probably get some Ben Folds on there, as well as Midlake.

Here are the characteristics I’m looking for:

  • slow to mid-tempo
  • atmosphere (there has to be reverb, echo or orchestration of some kind)
  • either a soft, breathy voice (Sufjan) or a pretty voice that can get LOUD (Neko Case)
  • the drums can be anything but I really like a driving beat (My Rights Verses Yours) or maybe even non-existent
  • banjos tend to work well, especially a lush recording of them, but they are not required
  • piano almost always works
  • a french horn? you’re killing me

Of course, those aren’t requirements, just a couple of things I’ve noticed in the songs I’m putting on this list.

If you read those characteristics, it seems as if I’m just saying that I’m a fan of adult contemporary music, which I guess I happen to be (depending on the era). And, I have to admit, my favorite artists are making music that is very similar in sound, specifically Ben Folds as he gets older and older - and, if you want, Vampire Weekend has that whole Graceland thing going on, and I’ve become a big fan of their’s over the past month.

I guess I’m trying to coin the phrase Indie Adult-Contemporary. In doing a search on the term, I’m far from the first person to come up with the phrase (a Pitchfork writer being at the top of the Google list), but I definitely want to get it going so that when people describe new music to me they can just use the IA-C genre tag to make it easy.

Here are some artists that I would argue fall in that category (not entire the catalogs of these artists, mind you):

  • Ben Folds
  • The New Pornographers
  • Midlake
  • The Shins
  • Field Music
  • Sufjan Stevens
  • Ben Kweller
  • Badly Drawn Boy

And the list goes on… Please join with me in incorporating this term into your daily routine.

*although, I would argue that there is no amount of squeezing that will ever fulfill your appetite for cute puppies (as would Todd Glass)

This is my favorite headline ever!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Bon Jovi performing cancer cure concert [BROKEN]

What can’t this man do?

Indie Blockedappella: Dedication

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

This is dedicated to Beatrix Clementine Baxter, where ever you stand.


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Now make God rock!

Nathan Smart To GameFly: I Will Be Careful

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

I just got this email from GameFly (copied with their emphasis, not mine):

Dear Nathan,

Our records indicate that you recently rented your first Xbox 360 game from GameFly.

As you know, the Xbox 360 is a high-end gaming console that uses state-of-the-art technology. As stated in the user’s manual, it is important that the console not be moved in any way while a disc is in the tray. The following movements, among others, may cause damage to the console and/or result in scratches to the disk:

  1. Moving the console from the horizontal to the vertical position and vice versa
  2. Picking the console up
  3. Shifting the console in any way while a disc is in the tray

If you have further questions regarding usage of the Xbox 360 console, please contact Microsoft at 1-800-4MY-XBOX.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

GameFly Customer Service
Email: support@gamefly.com

I’m sure this has been talked about on the video game blogs (years ago even) but I love the wording in it.

As you know, the Xbox 360 is a high-end gaming console that uses state-of-the-art technology.

So, rather than blame faulty design choices - a tray being the worst (really, a tray? how about a turbo button as well) - we have “high-end gaming” and “state-of-the-art technology” to blame for the scratching of the discs.

How about you don’t make your consoles look like a children’s PC and get with the program Microsoft? I think we’re past “eject tray” technology and onto “suck in the disc with magic air” technology. This isn’t amateur hour Bill. It’s next-gen time.